really funny. =D
Subject: Questions You Would Never Guess the Answers!!!
Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new holes.
Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5- days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble.
Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.
Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a
day as I have advised?
A: Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.
Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
A: The boy friend's hand.
Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked 'Why'?
A: The animals told him. Your tail is in front'.
1. (Whatever)
Men : What to have for dinner?
Women : Whatever.
Men : Why not we have steamboat?
Women : Don't want la, eat steamboat later got pimples in my face
Men : Alright, why not we have Si Chuan cuisine
Women : Yesterday ate Si Chuan, today eat again?
Men : Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
Women : Seafood no good la, later I got diarrhea
Men : Then what you suggest?
Women : Whatever.
2. (Anything)
Men : So what should we do now?
Women : Anything
Men : How about watching movie? Long time we didn't watch movie
Women : Watching movie no good la, waste time only
Men : How about we play bowling, do some exercises?
Women : Exercise in such hot day? You not feel tire meh?
Men : Then find a café and have drink
Women : Drink coffee will affect my sleep
Men : Then what you suggest?
Women : Anything.
3. (You decide)
Men : Then we just go home lo
Women : You decide
Men : Let take bus, I will accompany you
Women : Bus is dirty and crowded. Don't want la
Men : Ok we will take Taxi
Women : Not worth it la... for such a short distance
Men : Alright, then we walk lo. Take a slow walk
Women : What to walk with empty stomach woh?
Men : Then what you suggest?
Women : You decide
Men : Let's have dinner first
Women : Whatever.
Men : Eat what?
Women : Anything.
(He looked around... when no one here and he killed her....)
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1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.
4.)Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.)Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a wom an
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.)Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.
8.)Whatever : Is a women's way of saying FUCK YOU!
9.)Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.Then you RUN!
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youaresoobviousthatyou'rewithmetogettipsfortheexam.. jeez, youcallyourselfafriend?
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